Here is a short message for all you guys trying to walk berlin:
Please, will you get off the bike lanes, please?
I got to remind you that german virtues include silence and order. I don’t care if you make noise, so skip that stuff, but on the order end I defenitely want some kind of law that stops tourists from running around in public areas like they where drunk, stoned and on some heavy downers at once. On my way back from the city I nearly killed two of those tourists just because they suddenly thought it would be nice to wobble onto the bike lane. On the other hand, this action topped the rush I had speeding down the 17th of June trying to make it as fast as the average car rolling aside, which I didn’t. Glad I am alive.