Way to spend Saturday
You can start off the day at Cafe Mir in Kreuzberg, Görlitzer Straße. The cafe is located right outside the park (Görlitzer Park), you can take a seat outside or inside – depending on the weather. Breakfast is yummy and served until 4 PM (Yay!). They got free Wifi and the coffee is really, really good!
On a fine Saturday, you can then continue to go to the park, eventually you will (of course) pass through it and get to Wiener Straße. Then walk up to the bar Wiener Blut to watch the Saturday football games live on TV. The bar is alright. Beer is cheap, and if you watch the conference of games, the people are usually in good mood. So have a couple beers, share some interesting thoughts about football and enjoy yourself, while you can.
After the games are over, you can grab something to eat at Spätzle Express (Maultaschen, anyone?), right next door. Even though we all know that establishing the basis for drinking after you had the drink(s) does not work, you can still try to make up for those two beers who made you feel all strange. The bottom line, the food is made fresh and the prices are more than ok (around € 3.50-5.00).
You are now happy, well-fed and maybe still a bit drunk. Well, go home, get some sleep and watch a movie.