Sometimes …

walmart I just want to get my grocery shopping done. But then I end up buying something else. Doesn’t happen often, but it happens.

On Saturday I went to Walmart in Neuk

3 Comments so far

  1. DL (unregistered) on July 28th, 2005 @ 6:37 pm

    You have to love globalization….

    Always Low Prices — Always.

  2. erik (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 8:54 am

    And, according to the hypoctital walmart company policy, you won’t get Havana Club Rum.

    Because buying stuff from Cuba of course is like paying off a certain communist dictator.

    Bacardi, as it is not a cuban product but only pretends to be, can be purchased anyway.

  3. Michael(tm) Smith (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 2:29 pm

    Tip: If you are looking for pornography in a Walmart, just head for the book section and pick up a romance novel. Flip through it for a while until you find the words “stablehand” or “body glistening with sweat from a long day’s toil in the fields” or something along those lines. A couple pages more forward and you’ll find some stuff worthy of Penthouse Forum, except with lovelier words. I learned a lot of new vocabulary from reading romance novels when I was a kid. Words like bodice (typically closely followed by the word ripped). From them I also learned that women want to be “manhandled”, but sort of gently manhandled. And that hips as well as rockets could thrust.

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